And I quote...

"He may be a wonderful watchdog and loving companion. He may be great with the kids, bring in the morning newspapaer, even fetch your slippers-but if he's prone to barking and disturbs neighbors, he may also be a public nusiance. Reports of barking dogs are among the most frequent complaints we receive from residents. It can be mighty frustrating to have the peace disturbed and worse yet to have sleep interrupted. So if your pet indulges in frequent yaps, howls, or barks, bring him indoors. When you do, you'll be demonstrating consideration for others by showing you're a good neighbor. Which, come to think of it, everyone probably knew all along."

So says The Woodlands Village News in The Woodlands Community Magazine. What kind of unholy place do I live in?